puna pastafarians
the only dogma is the rejection of dogma
may you be touched by His Noodly Appendage!
The Best Afterlife Ever! And Ever!
Even better than the land of milk and honey, or 72 vestal virgins, or whatever, awaits those who kinda adhere to the eight I Really Rather You Didn't's. Of course, followers of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster admit that they don't know for sure what, if anything, is on "the other side". Yet there are hints of a sort in the scriptures about abundant beer and scantily clad dancers. Flimsy moral standards? Perhaps, but attractive to many Pastafarians.
FSM Heaven
The beer volcano in FSM heaven is always flowing with frothy frothy brew. Goes well, not only with many pastas, but with an unlimited supply of strippers from the stripper factory. Such a payoff will be the devout Pastafarian's delight after their heart stops beating and their brain goes blank.
versus
FSM Hell
The FSM Hell is the same, graphically, as the FSM heaven with the following differences:
1] the beer is flat, and
2] the strippers all have STD's.
So there's that. Call it an incentive to adhere, kinda, to the 8 I Really Rather You Didn't's.
some sightings